Well, yes, kegels are free, but Jezebel humorously notes that free is not good enough, and neither is a saggy vagina. India is now promoting a gel, “18 Again,” that will make women “feel like a virgin.” Though this gel is marketed as a way to empower women, I imagine the ones profiting from this product are the men, because, quite frankly, I wasn’t enjoying sex as much when I first lost my virginity; and clearly, I experienced limited sexual enjoyment as a virgin.
If America is going to compete, we need to make a tightening gel that really draws the female base, because vaginal tightness as a virgin may be a bit too tight. We do want to enjoy ourselves, after all. Vaginal tightness post-birth, on the other hand, may be too loose.
The American vaginal-tightening gel should create a product that will tackle this Goldilocks complex so American women can boast that they have a gel that tightens their vaginas until it’s “just right.”
Would you pay for vaginal tightness?